Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
