you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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