is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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