I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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