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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe

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(505): View more from New Mexico

so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

super hot butfun

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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.

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(819): View more from Quebec

its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger

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(905): View more from Ontario

The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.

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(616): View more from Michigan

you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.

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(714): View more from California

You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?

(801): View more from Utah

You know me so well.

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