Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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