k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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