Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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