well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
it was like eating out sand paper
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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