I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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