So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My liver just broke up with me...
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
