Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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