that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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