i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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