He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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