5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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