my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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