I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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