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(317): View more from Indiana

I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.

(317): View more from Indiana

And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt

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(248): View more from Michigan

In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"

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Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..

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(248): View more from Michigan

I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty

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