you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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