Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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