what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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