im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Send help, water and tortillas.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize