i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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