Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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