I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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