we have officially mastered the walk of shame
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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