I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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