Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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