The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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