somebody snuck up and got me drunk
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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