So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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