Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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