He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
how drunk are you?
Several
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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