i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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