Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
So. Much. Porn.
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