This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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