yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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