the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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