Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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