So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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