I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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