Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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