am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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