We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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