I'm laying in your front yard are you home
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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