32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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