So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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