for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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