she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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