Heybabeimwearingurpanties
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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