i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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