what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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