I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
We're too hungover to prance.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize
