I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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